Ex bass player sneaks in and vandalises stupid blog with christmas glee from OZ

"merry chrimbo one and all" except those that seek to learn the bass or even pick one up and become fourth member of greatest rock band ever. the bruce will return and when he does he will have bells on oh yes. be affraid or be very fraid either way i will out flair you.

OZ is hot but not as hot as the bass blood driving through my viens in eerie rythem to the pouding train of the pearly express.

Yes drugs are cheap in OZ...who said that. well it can't be me becasue i am typing and not saying anything but what appears on the screen...yassarian was that you!

whats the first note? last not G yeah!

well at least there efforts made sense...bloody bass players never know when to stop the plodding.

What's the date? Too near bloody christmas 2003...

So, all....two Pearly fans out there, how you doin?......dad.... and the weird bloke from the pub.

This is the first time I have written on this thing, and probably the last when the guys read it! See, this is why drummers aren't usually allowed to talk.

You might have thought all was dead in Pearly Land, and so did I, but like Tupac and to a lesser extent Jerry Lee Lewis, we're alive, or something, and are trying to get together to arrange some new songs, but its been a logistical nightmare, what with Bills tourist duties, Browns....whatever he does duties, and my sleeping loads and getting fat. It goes something like this:

Bill: "Stuuuuu, mate, wanna get together Saturday?"
Stu "Yeah mate, cool, except I've nearly recorded every train that goes through London Bridge, and I've had a tip off it's gonna be on that line then, can do Sunday though"
Bill: right, Brown can't do Sunday, washing his hair and admiring himself big willy style"
Stu: "Ok, what about Monday?"
Bill:" Mondays bad, but Wednesday is good"

Stu's phone rings

Brown: "Stuuuuuu"
Stu: "Braaaaaaaan"
Bill: "Stu?"
Stu: "Bill, got brown on the other line - Brown Tuesday?"
Brown: "Gotta drive around town and check out the inebriates Tuesday"

I kinda sense that its getting boring for you guys out there, but I'm sure you get the drift! We're gonna be working on around six or seven songs, with the view to be debuting them in the new year at various accoustic clubs, which basically means my role is now to sit in the front row and clap enthusiastically!

As an extra special christmas gift to all you fans out there, down load our special Christmas track at: www.assoonaswerecordachristmastrackkillus.com

It just remains for all of us to wish both of you a wickedy wickedy christmas and a not crappy new year!

....Oh, in a few words....all the bass players we saw had the personalities of christmas newts.