What's the date? Too near bloody christmas 2003...

So, all....two Pearly fans out there, how you doin?......dad.... and the weird bloke from the pub.

This is the first time I have written on this thing, and probably the last when the guys read it! See, this is why drummers aren't usually allowed to talk.

You might have thought all was dead in Pearly Land, and so did I, but like Tupac and to a lesser extent Jerry Lee Lewis, we're alive, or something, and are trying to get together to arrange some new songs, but its been a logistical nightmare, what with Bills tourist duties, Browns....whatever he does duties, and my sleeping loads and getting fat. It goes something like this:

Bill: "Stuuuuu, mate, wanna get together Saturday?"
Stu "Yeah mate, cool, except I've nearly recorded every train that goes through London Bridge, and I've had a tip off it's gonna be on that line then, can do Sunday though"
Bill: right, Brown can't do Sunday, washing his hair and admiring himself big willy style"
Stu: "Ok, what about Monday?"
Bill:" Mondays bad, but Wednesday is good"

Stu's phone rings

Brown: "Stuuuuuu"
Stu: "Braaaaaaaan"
Bill: "Stu?"
Stu: "Bill, got brown on the other line - Brown Tuesday?"
Brown: "Gotta drive around town and check out the inebriates Tuesday"

I kinda sense that its getting boring for you guys out there, but I'm sure you get the drift! We're gonna be working on around six or seven songs, with the view to be debuting them in the new year at various accoustic clubs, which basically means my role is now to sit in the front row and clap enthusiastically!

As an extra special christmas gift to all you fans out there, down load our special Christmas track at: www.assoonaswerecordachristmastrackkillus.com

It just remains for all of us to wish both of you a wickedy wickedy christmas and a not crappy new year!

....Oh, in a few words....all the bass players we saw had the personalities of christmas newts.