GOD I'M BORED! Its Stu, and I'm on a rant, so small children and dad look away now!
Fucking Heavy Metal.... Its shit, always has been shit (except for a couple of weeks back there in 1992, it was a blip) always will be. I had to endure not one, but two, count em TWO shit bands last night at work..... Apparantly, they are "New Kings Of Rock And Roll" Well Fuck me, is my thumb not on the pulse of Britain!
Now, if anyone has endured a band called Amen and 80's Matchbox B Line Disaster, and actually found it not displeasing to thine ear GET SOME FUCKING TASTE! There is absolutely NOTHING remotely endearing about either, and in three and a half torturous hours, I heard not one NOT ONE melody, hook, or anything that resembles music.
What I did see was a bunch of cocks, and a whole audience of pubescent teenagers "expressing themselves" by squeezing their zits over one another. Its not their fault bless them, infact, its rather embarrasing for them, as the whole sorry evening was recorded for TV, and yes they will watch it and think "Cooooool, I'm on TV," in maybe ooh, three months time they'll cringe with embarrassment and hide behind their sade albums, then they'll have cut their hair, and maybe be social workers... Hahahahahahahahahaha...Our future is in their hands!And they're all ugly and should be killed.. There we go, personal opinion and all that!
Other items on the rant agenda...
1. Bloody Thatcher
2. Stupid pointless 3 and a half fucking hours spent on a Tuesday afternoon doing a billion week long course arranged by work, that has absolutely no relevence to anything, and makes all us adults who are generally well balanced, regress back to nine year olds.
Apart from that, everythings grand. I'm off for a molatov cocktail, so until next time chums!
Fucking Heavy Metal.... Its shit, always has been shit (except for a couple of weeks back there in 1992, it was a blip) always will be. I had to endure not one, but two, count em TWO shit bands last night at work..... Apparantly, they are "New Kings Of Rock And Roll" Well Fuck me, is my thumb not on the pulse of Britain!
Now, if anyone has endured a band called Amen and 80's Matchbox B Line Disaster, and actually found it not displeasing to thine ear GET SOME FUCKING TASTE! There is absolutely NOTHING remotely endearing about either, and in three and a half torturous hours, I heard not one NOT ONE melody, hook, or anything that resembles music.
What I did see was a bunch of cocks, and a whole audience of pubescent teenagers "expressing themselves" by squeezing their zits over one another. Its not their fault bless them, infact, its rather embarrasing for them, as the whole sorry evening was recorded for TV, and yes they will watch it and think "Cooooool, I'm on TV," in maybe ooh, three months time they'll cringe with embarrassment and hide behind their sade albums, then they'll have cut their hair, and maybe be social workers... Hahahahahahahahahaha...Our future is in their hands!And they're all ugly and should be killed.. There we go, personal opinion and all that!
Other items on the rant agenda...
1. Bloody Thatcher
2. Stupid pointless 3 and a half fucking hours spent on a Tuesday afternoon doing a billion week long course arranged by work, that has absolutely no relevence to anything, and makes all us adults who are generally well balanced, regress back to nine year olds.
Apart from that, everythings grand. I'm off for a molatov cocktail, so until next time chums!
posted by pearly at 7:58 pm
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