Another day another pain in the ass...
Welcome folks, Stu's in and is very tired and very ill (well, I have a headache) and this is my first night in to myself for weeks and weeks and weeks!

I spent last week locked up with the students at Butlins in Bognor Regis (and yes it was as much fun as it sounds - if you think fun is being subjected to the worst bands in the world playing crappy 1970's Elton John covers is fun...)

Then it was my dads engagement party. Yes, you heard right, engagement party. Selfish! Once wasn't enough, though I think its more an excuse to have his bi annual lager shandy - though it is quite disturbing when you discover your parents have more fun than you....

And then I lost my memory stick thing for the computer doodah that had the entire website on it. Bloody marvellous. Still, spending an entire afternoon salvaging what I could then lovingly filling in the gaps is what work is for! Education? Not here missus...

God, I've realised how borng this blog is tonight. I'm sorry people - I WILL try harder next time. Maybe throw in a few "Bollocks..es" or "Goddam Motherfucker's" next time, proving that swearing IS big and is MOST DEFINATELY clever. Maybe I'll beat someone up just to relay the experience for you blood hungry folks out there. But being a chicken of the highest order, I probably won't. Shame really, a bit of blood lust is theraputic so Stalin told me in my dreams....

Hey ho, see you tomorrow at the garage I guess -
Fooking yes!